Reblog if you promise to make June a sucess!
I love how he says he’s going to take a nap but still texts me <3 I love him so much. I want to tell him again. I know he loves me too.
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wowfunniestposts: friends are like balloons if you stab them they die
Life is like a penis. Simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely. It’s women that make it hard.
Sexism in Companies
Went to Wal-Mart today to get deodorant. I was going to buy the men’s kind because the women’s kind doesn’t work on me. Turns out that the men’s deo was cheaper than the women’s! And it was the same brand!!! Deodorant should be labeled for how good it works, not what sex it’s for!Why is it more expensive? Because we’re “gentle flowers” and have...
theponytailparades: love is a serious mental disease but it’s worth all the pain & weird looks
What's wrong with our society.
Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
fuss at me for something I didn’t even do and watch what happens!
why can't they stay on Facebook...
I used to be ok with people that I knew following me on Twitter and at first it was ok…but then a lot of people I knew started getting Twitters and started following me….I feel like I can’t be myself on there anymore now -_- I need to learn to not give a shit at all about what they think…at least I should. PEOPLE NEED TO STAY ON FACEBOOK. Gah. Too much to ask? Not really....
I still feel just as crazy about him as I did three years ago. That will never ever change. And I think he still is as crazy about me too
It’s weird how the term “fuck like rabbits” is used. Apparently rabbits have a lot of sex. I wonder who the person was to figure that out… O.o
The most important relationship is the relationship you have with yourself. -Diane von Furstenberg