houston i have so many problems
drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk.
(Source: peenslaya, via bring-on-the-dancing-lobsters)
No. If you’re that person that tells someone constantly you wanna hang out and have no fucking intentions of hanging out with them stop making them think you do.
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Gemini has the worst time coping with = harsh realities, relying on others (loss of independence) and being controlled in any way
Cards Against Humanity.
I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.
It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.
If you have it, open your box.
You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?
Do it carefully.
There’s something in there. What could that be?
There’s a card.
There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.
But what card?
I fucking love these people.
i just really hope all of you find someone who is really cool that you can love and have sex with and all that shit but you can also talk politics and about evolution. someone you don’t cling to at parties but you nonchalantly grab their ass when you walk by them in the crowd and someone you reach for at 2am in between dreams to cuddle.
sugar, we’re goin down [presses elevator button for a lower floor]
SWINGIN [ELEVATOR CABLE SNAPS]
more than i bargained for
She likes to sleep. It makes her forget about it. — (e.v.d.a.)
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